Marrakesh Brown... looks like a mix of shit and boogers in person.

This is REALLY old... disappointed in you Jalopnik...

Feels great to know an Apple retail employee... screw these prices

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

Uhm... could've been the 722, after all, it did beat an LP670-4 SV on Top Gear... plus the guy had to slam into the guard rail before slamming into the mercedes... so he easily lost any ground he might've had on the Merc

F***... looks like I'll be taking a hit on BAC on monday...

An M6 Coupe from working at a dealer. Other than that... I've topped my E93 N52 at 142mph (235kmh)

I guarantee a huge chunk of male iPad usage is while taking a shit. My dad does it all the time... it's a huge selling proposition, a convenient web-surfing-while-shitting device. In fact, even more so he enjoys watching those "funny" YouTube videos of other people crapping their pants in awkward situations. How else…

Who cares.

YouTube fail.

@willyolio: Giggle.

They should do this with all the spammers. Seriously... its just too funny.

They better have at least got a few LOLcat captions out of this experiment... otherwise complete waste of time.

@blkwings: Orrr you can grab a Genesis 3.8 with a 5.5 0-60 time...

Why is the sky blue?

@Darkit: you sir, deserve 1 Internetz.