The Kotaku staff seems to run a bit younger than I, so forgive my assumption, but I’m guessing you were a kid when you saw The Blair Witch Project? Because, while it was certainly influential in the way it spawned a number of “found footage” films and certainly a box office success, I’d argue (as someone who was in…

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

wow, uh i thought you were a gamer? back in my day, i got called every name under the sun in mw2 and i didn’t get offended. now gamers (more like snowflakes, amirite?) are clutching their pearls because a developer made jokes in an announcement? can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen lmao

“Internet hate mob abuse” == “snarky attitude”?

The snark is there, but like, is it REALLY there? How much of this is the sensitive fee-fees of people who just REALLY want this to be on one store front to save some finger clicks and won’t admit they are fanboys of another product?

Because it deserves to brushed off. Get over yourselves and download the damn launcher if you want your game.

I didn’t read it as ‘at least we’re not Hitler’, mostly because that’s a strawman you just created, but more of a ‘grow the fuck up, just install another launcher on your PC, it’s not a big deal, stop the incessant whinging’, which I think is pretty reasonable and I respect them for having the stones to say it.

Everyone complains about benefits fraud and poor people supposedly cheating the system, but when rich corporations do it it’s just a feature of doing business.

The tax watch isn’t explicitly saying that it’s illegal. It not being illegal and being a complex game of laundering is precisely what they’re criticizing. You’ve offered up nothing to the debate except advocacy for a devil who has plenty already.

Sure you can. Laws have two components, the letter of the law and the intent. It’s the whole point of having a judiciary branch.

I don’t know your gender, but let’s presume for the sake of discussion that you are a man. When you wear an article of clothing, what are your reasons for doing so? Is it because it is comfortable? Or your favorite color? Or it fits well? Or you like the way it makes you look? Or maybe it wasn’t a conscious decision…

These comments are always some variation of “I wish to shoot the messenger.”

Probably because people like me click on clickbaity articles and are all “wtf is this?... oh. interesting.. hehehehe. this is a dumpster fire... oh hella funny dumpster fire.”

“but now seems to be purposefully becoming easier to read in order to make me less [obsessive]!”

Hell there are entire chunks of Doctor Who missing cause BBC didnt save ANYTHING back in the day and just taped over all the masters.  So similar to what you said there are people who hunt out recordings of different episodes because some seasons dont have a full episode count on any medium (at least last I checked).

- A game that features mass deportation centres for “reasons”, that feels like more of a commentary on the US than the UK, yet doesn’t have the systems to make that part of the world in terms of the characters.

looks almost like a behemoth game, doesn’t it?

If I never see another issue of this dumb comic spammed on here ever again, it will be one too many.

It is based on (and shares some developers with) Rollcage, the PS1/PC game. At the time it was being conceived, it was going to be anti-grav. But the publisher, Psygnosis, said, “We already got that covered with Wipeout. Add wheels.” And it became awesome. I was pretty fortunate to work at that studio and meet the…