The human memory works by making links and telling itself stories.

To be fair, his name was on a fair few crappy films.

Mandatory Bare Naked Ladies reference

I think you mean moot (subject to debate, dispute or uncertainty) rather than mute (silent, unable to speak).

The main point of the wall wasn’t to stop the Scots getting over, it was to stop them taking stuff back. A metre and a half is big enough to stop cattle being taken back.

Let’s not forget something that you might have just made up?

Assassins Creed has always been packed to the brim with collectibles. The flags in the first game are one of the worst examples in the series

“Caught a lot of flak” is pretty much the exact opposite of “got a lot of slack”.

There’s no single player in the online beta because this is basically stress testing. from what I’ve seen elsewhere there will be single player (but they don’t need the public to help them test it).

It’s not just that. The way the releases are structured means that the 12 month exclusives are always going to be worthless when they come to xbox.

You forgot the most important tip: Don’t buy it on Xbox, they don’t want your custom. They hold back content and will only release it when it becomes obsolete.

To be fair, I’m sure they’ll know weekend and hotdog.

You think this is bad, just wait until he gets bored of Destiny again.

So it’s basically the Weeping Angels

Kotaku has always had a mix of fun stuff and proper news, like most News and current affairs sources. Seems a bit of an odd thing to complain about.

I think it was another translation error. What he meant is that fans might feel ashamed they prejudged the outfit by assuming he would have a good reason for it.

Depends on your point of view, you could just be saying that you’re really bad at misogyny.

I think that’s a very broad definition of the term complete game.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and presume you don’t know what debut means. It’s the studio’s first game, they’ve been working on it for 2 years, so they haven’t made any money yet.

The word babbage is, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest thing that Scotland has given the world.