Best is still subjective, I love Bulbasaur more than any 37 year old man should* and will always pick it over anything else. Scientific research can do one.

I gave up getting annoyed by diving when Jurgen Klinsmann elevated it to high art.

That was pretty tough of him but personally I think Terry Butcher was tougher.

so you're saying that it's a bit like the way you've taken an article, which was written by a man but promoted by a woman and ignored that fact so you can use it as an excuse to attack the woman.

wonton destruction?

Fire Emblem has already proved that they do on the 3DS

I can't even look at a kitten if it's less than 60 fps

letter bombs tend to look like a normal parcel (and are usually made to explode when they're opened). People get suspicious when their postman hands them a backpack.

Took me about 20 mins for it to click

The book is 25 years old, the original series 24 years old, this has been spoiled to hell a very long time ago.

uses namaste to end post, Shows complete lack of enlightenment and understanding.

I have a feeling it'll turn out to be a steroid related heart attack.

Nope, to be frank most investors won't give a fuck unless it affects profit

Click bait for grammar pedants. Thank you for paying their rent!

must resist urge to train my cats to fight dinosaurs

It's one of their more endearing qualities. They're just like people but without pretence

Nope, I don't hear much of that on xbox live...but I do have a rule of muting anyone who looks like they might be an arse.

See, this is the problem I have with Playstation Plus.

Narativium the world runs on the rules of the story.

But then take a break every five minutes to show adverts?
And have a huge fuss over the special adverts that will be shown during the biggest match of the season?
Yes, that's the one!