They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

“Come try our new Improbable Chicken!”

Fuck this shit.

Lets just all agree to not let assholes suck us into “debates” about what we all already know

Trump is a racist
Climate change is real
The US needs more gun control

Let’s skip that debate and just get right into what we’re actually going to do about it

Enjoyed all of the Samsho this weekend until he won. 

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

“Hold my Baguette”

The best part was the Pittsburgh Steelers reveal.

Whats worse is the revisioinst history that the WWE is spewing about the Bellas being a part of the womens Revolution and not the main cause of a need for it. Putting workers at risk for the sake of cross promotion isnt cool.

You know, I’m a lib, and I feel pretty owned right now, but it has nothing to do with the owners at all. Rosanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and all their deplorable children can take the weekend off.

Tom Cruise’s role in Collateral was one of the most underrated performances of the decade.

“Drunk racists with guns.”

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

I want to take this song, and play it at a party to see if anyone notices and thinks theyre just having a stroke.

The right is intolerant of anything that conflicts with its lies and falsehoods.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

“It is against my religious beliefs to serve assholes”