Here are some of the lines they didn't use.
"This series just jumped the shark, dawg, y'dig?"
"I'm a reg'lar one-man minstrel show. Hey, why'd you write that? I ain't on no period."
"Man, them big-ass robots is cool. What? This isn't that game?"

Backdoor Sluts 9 is a classic. It makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2. I, uh, I read about it in People.

I'm really hoping that there's some heartwarming message like that at the end of this.

There's a few reasons.

Jimmy Fallon? I agree.

How on earth people think different than you?

So it's a Creationism simulator?

Should have called it "For Fun" and "For Assholes Who Want To Turn A Fun Gathering Into A Competition"

Nice Tim & Eric movie reference!

Yep. Sega sure does love us.

Dad where are you going?
To Nebraska to collect my GTA V beta Token!

My theory is that every post-2000s Disney movie is a spinoff of Frasier.

Won't you be more or less done with ground zeroes by friday though?

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Oh, fuck off.

Your article gets a star for the use of "last-gen" rather than "current-gen."

Noby Noby Surgeon Simulator

Starring Rob schneider.

"Yes, that's acceptable. Heck, it's more than acceptable. It's adequately satisfactory."