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ADHESIVE FENDER VENTS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

I think some of the hate is that some people saw it as a cynical attempt to gain headlines and press coverage from a goofy approach that Nissan knew was unlikely to succeed.

I think to a degree Nissan took the FWD-Hybrid approach because it was unusual and would get more coverage, the same way the Delta Wing design

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It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

He was just indicating how many of his feet were claimed by diabetes.

Food distribution excellence indeed!

Looks like Jezebel showed up

That chicken was a wreeeeecking baalllllll.
The car it never stoped at alllllllll.
It corners just as haaaard as ballllllls.
All it ever did was, bray-hay-hay-ke meeeeeee.

I double dog dare you to show me a new car that’s uglier than that green thing.

Well Costas was wrong. Obviously a major leaguer named Pedro would have been directing blasphemy towards Jobu after a shitty performance.

Bob Costas is the worst. He embodies everything wrong with sports journalism. Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports. I can only hope he’s asked his ancestors for forgiveness.

Now is the time to have a frank discussion about kettlebell reform. They are just neatly sorted, every CrossFit gym you pass by, with their ergonomic assault handles.

You’ve heard of training wheels? Well, somebody trained it.

Agreed. But I trust Maddon. I’m pretty sure after the game he whispered in Junior’s ear, “Fuck those guys. They are joke. Their GM dresses up in a uniform like it’s fucking Halloween.”

What is remarkable about this team, I think, and what has been the case since 2009 has been that they have a remarkable difficulty level of losing. The only time I have seen them park the bus on an elimination game was in 2012, and that was after 5 straight overtime games. Every other time someone, whether it was

The IMSA coverage was fast cuts between about a dozen in-car cameras and momentary glimpses of the track, narrated with incomprehensible glee by excited English men. It was fucking fabulous.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Nick Bodell

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