Wow, it's only looks almost exactly like every other vehicle currently wearing the Chevy badge. Pass.

I think you mean 'inside the box'...

I think you mean inside the box.

I have an erection.

I stand corrected. Obviously they've done work to bolster the networks since I was last there in '11.

I've been to Daytona for the 500 before and if nothing has changed, I know I couldn't get any sort of cellular data at the track at all. So many users overloaded the network, I was lucky to make a phone call out. So it's not all that surprising that fans didn't know what was up.

Best equipment out there? I'm not so sure. Tony Stewart and Ryan Newman didn't exactly set the world on fire with SHR in the last couple years. Mark Martin even got in Stewarts' Cup ride at the end of last season and even he ran mid-pack with that car.

Did you miss the part where Kurt Busch rode all the way up to his roof? If the hood wasn't up, there was probably no way he could see thru all the shit on his windscreen.

Cow tipping - Level 50.

Let's all continue making fun of this focus group, because if Twitter is any indication, the NHL just locked down the PR war after this recent negotiating session.

1- Nissan Juke