Is that a red ring on your xburger?

Groot crotch giving you problems?

You recognize that calling people sheep is the hallmark of one particularly embarrassing subspecies of humanity, right?

Oh, my God. That may have been the best Simpsons reference I've seen on here in a long, long time! RIP, Phil Hartman.

They said they were going to land on the Sun, but just at night

"They" is not a singular pronoun. It just isn't.

I used to call the hotline on the back of the cans all the time. And their commercials were so cool and stylish.

When my sister bought her house a few years ago there was an unopened case of OK pop in the basement above a beam. Just sitting there.

For whatever reason, all the cans felt half empty though they were never opened. Long expired, we never dared to try it.

I miss OK

The serial actually introduced the Bat Cave before that Wayne Manor and Garage was his headquarters. So its the first use of the term.

There is going to be more ball watching at the Super Bowl than at GonadCon, the following weekend at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore...

The eyes/eyelids on the top of the helmet aren't supposed to bulge out THAT much.

"("I want, therefore I will lie here like a corpse until it/he shows up")"

I was estranged from my family for a while with good reason, and it is awful the amount of people who try to get you to just forgive and make up because then everything will be honey and daffodils and love and family is so important! Fuck no. I'm really glad you have support. That is difficult as all hell, and good…

I can guarantee you that it would cost less than $8 to include a charger with the system. And it's not like Nintendo would just jack the price of the handheld up by $8 (to some weird amount like $158). It's simply to cut costs.

This is a pointless issue to bring up. Us refusing to water in NA has absolutely 0 bearing on access to clean water elsewhere.

yes.

He was asked.

SATOR

These cakes are always kind of disappointing as 'cake', it's likely as you said the cave walls are cake, or perhaps even krispy treats covered in fondant, that's not fucking cake. I don't deny the artistry and attention to detail but 'bakers' like the Cake Boss and all artisanal cake makers should create a different…