Basically, there will be new games for smartphones (and tablets) that will use Nintendo's characters and worlds. From a DeNA press release:

I gave up on washcloths and started using one of these.

Telling a story is like playing catch. Once the ball is dropped, it's dropped. Nobody likes the kid who keeps saying "That didn't count" and trying to cheat the ball back to life. Alien Resurrection sucked. It also counted.

Where's Spider-Man when you need him?

And let's not even get into the time that she was brought back as a clone.

I tie my shoes the same way I tie my neckties, in a Half Windsor, and I don't need no teacher teaching my kids different.

I thought once the camera came out it stopped being illegal prostitution and became perfectly legal pornography.

Be realistic. How was he supposed to flee the scene of the initial accident if he took his foot off the pedal?

That one's not just in video games.

That surprises me. Officially labelling swatting as attempted murder is very close to admitting the police might kill you for no good reason. It doesn't really go hand in hand with the "if you're innocent you have nothing to fear" narrative.

Needs to be ultimately nullified.

Perhaps if ColorWare had used a slightly sexier picture of the Xbox One controller sales might have been more even. Compared to the PS4 close-up, the 24K gold-plated Xbox One game pad looks like the face of the bad guy from Grease, or the surface of a golden tongue. Possibly both.

Amazon could easily smell like human feces considering the insanely short breaks they give their employees. We wouldn't know. No Amazon employee has asked you that because they keep them out of sight. Easier to ignore doesn't equate to better.

Amazon could easily smell like human feces considering the insanely short breaks they give their employees. We…

Amazon basically is WalMart. The only significant difference is that Amazon is online, and it's easier to ignore how bad they are when there isn't one in every town and you don't know anyone who works there.

Amazon basically is WalMart. The only significant difference is that Amazon is online, and it's easier to ignore how…

GonadCon has become way too commercial. Real crotchspotters go to the Nard Expo.

The one from the Evil Dead.

It's fun and actually feels like a Punisher game instead of just a generic shooter in a Punisher skin like past efforts. Having levels set during a SHIELD siege and an enemy assault on Stark tower also made it seem like part of a bigger world without it becoming a full-on team-up game, which would be a really bad fit…

The only way to move forward is to get to resolution. To talk. To find common ground. To forgive.