I really don't think you need six episodes to know if you like it. It was on my must watch list halfway through the pilot. By the time Sterling got an erection thinking about his mother's potential murder, I was in love.

This has bugged me in almost every movie/tv show that attempts a pov shot...

If that pink goop tasted like a McNugget, I would order goop in an ice cream cone.

I honestly don't think that even my idolization of Michael Keaton can get me to watch this. This movie may actually downgrade it from idolization to mild regard.

Why are you stuck on WalMart? WalMart was irrelevant to my point from the beginning.

Cutting a hole in a roof is cutting a hole in a roof. Unless major chains have adamantium shingles, the size of the store makes no difference here.

WalMart wasn't really my point. I just said WalMart because if I named a local store people wouldn't know what I was referring to. For better or worse, everyone knows what WalMart is. My point is, why risk prison for used crap when the risk would be exactly the same for shiny new crap?

If you were going to risk cutting a hole in the roof of a building and stealing an Xbox and a camera, why, for the love of God WHY, would you steal it from a pawn shop? At least cut a hole in WalMart and get some brand new stuff!

Good looks? I did an image search on "beady eyes giant teeth" and the results were split between her and a naked mole rat.

What I find most interesting here is the use of the word collude. You collude with the enemy. The fact that working with the government is now seen as collusion says a lot about how much we've grown to hate them.

Exactly. This isn't like Time magazine trademarking "Time". This is like if the New York Times tried to trademark "New".

King does not clone other peoples' games. King believes that IP – both our own IP and that of others – is important and should be properly protected. Like any prudent company, we take all appropriate steps to protect our IP in a sensible and fair way. At the same time, we are respectful of the rights and IP of other…

What about True Lust? Or True Need of a Shower?

Sometimes I really hate living in a place that thinks the only five flavors are beef, pork, chicken, potato, and cheese.

I wonder how all this bodes for my trademark application on books with "Adventures of" in the title.

"King does not own trademarks to "candy" or "saga" yet but has applied for them"

Yes. Two days after Seal Team 6 made the news for killing Bin Laden, Disney filed for a trademark. There was patriotic fervor to be profited from, and they wanted to own the credit. King.com may be crooked, but Disney is the real king of intellectual property abuse.

Let's not forget Disney, in the ultimate move of greedy dickery, trying to trademark Seal Team 6.

I really wish there was a rule that any person or company that tried to file a patent/trademark/copyright on something ridiculous would lose the ability to own patents/trademarks/copyrights.