Ahh.. mmkay, got you now. But dude, that joke was waaaaay to subtle. You need to up your sarcasm by at least 10 internet points!

I'm just curious, where did you get 540 from? Or is this one of those moments where you just made a mistake and will just admit it?

Stupid comment...just stupid! Remove your head from your ass then come back and join the community. Hate mongering has no place on a gaming website like Kotaku

Not an image I want in my head at this time of the day. You do paint a beautiful picture with words though ;P

By way of follow up to my previous post, I enter into evidence that I'm not the only one who has felt Anor Londos icy kiss

A well written, thoughtful piece. The writer has, like so many of us, been drawn into the whole world of Dark Souls. The difficulty is only a small part of what shapes this amazing game and I genuinely feel like you need to play through the entire game multiple times to fully understand what is happening.

Another person gets starred, well done my man. Now if I can just say something technically relevant perhaps the stars will favour me to.

I am definately feeling so separation anxiety right about now. Manly bro hugs all round.... Arrr

Goodbye sir, thanks for everything you have given us. I wish you and your family happiness and success for the future and look forward to seeing what you move onto next.

Welcome to the big chair, I hope the website continues to be my go to location for news each day. Is Brian leaving properly then? If so best of luck to you man and thanks for all the time and effort you have sank into the website. Your work is appreciated.

I am slow clapping you from my seat as I type this...with my nose possibly. Well done sir, thanks for the lols.

Evidence of the Frostbite 2 engine not running at 100% or is this just conjecture because you don't approve of the games?

Oh man, I already used my Brohoof I'm this thread but dammit this statement is to good to ignore and leave a brony hanging....

Brohoof my brutha

You make a very valid point there. If there is no motivation to change then it is unlikely, for now anyway, that you will change. Things in life that a big, like actively seeking friendships with the opposite sex may have to wait until there is some catalyst in your life that enables you to do that.

That seems like a massive, sweeping generalisation. I'm pretty sure Asian markets have powerhouse computers just the same as us.

Grass is always greener on the other side my friend. I love my wife of ten years but sometimes I think how nice it would be to be single and free to do whatever I want, when I want. Being single has so much freedom attached to it and you need to focus on the positives not the negatives. A lot of guys treat women…

Thanks for writing this out. It was more informative than you could imagine. Like yourself, I've otter thought of dabbling in the stock market and at the moment I have a good amount of money just laying in a savings account. Just like you did, I planned to invest in safe bet companies that I know well but like you…

Nintendo is certainly not going the way of Sega but they do have an uphill battle to shift their next console. With the Wii they targeted the casual market rather successfully but in doing so they have not created a disconnect with 'gamers'.

I'm sure I read that Bing will not play nicely with the indie section so that'll be a big, categoric, no I'm afraid. So far I'm not digging the new dashboard, I maybe just need to time to get used to it but it feels like everything takes longer to do and is harder to find. Not what an upgrade should do in my opinion