My sons or one of them, no one wants to admit it, broke an original ds in half...

I would like an new 2ds because it fits my hands so perfectly, but I'll settle with the new 3ds because, face plates. Damn my hands!

Pay 2.5B for Minecraft, let go of 18,000 employees...

It was just that one time! I swear it won't happen again, Promise!

Yeah, but then how many expansions have been released? Say 2~5GB per expansion...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

Gawdammit! Why!?!?

Yup. That's the reason I stuck with the 2ds. The 3ds and xl got passed down to my kids instead of them getting the 2ds.

At least it fits their narrative. If soda did turn people into zombies then fat dudes would be the first turn as they are more likely to drink soda. Plus if some did survive, all that jumping and acrobatics is sure to town them up.

Oh hey. That is what doctors say the thickness of your blood gets when you have priapism.

Oh Brian, you write the most interesting articles.

The dog lives, Goddammit!

How about getting a Moto X(gen2) then. That's the one I'm getting.

Nerd Rage by Andy Kluthe. Published September 19. Read more of Nerd Rage

Really?

Let me guess, double D's

Epic mustache, Bro.

No complaints from me there.

Are you getting a new 3ds? Not gonna wait for the new 3ds? The new 3ds will make your new 3ds not so new.

Same here. Stuck in chapter 5.