"That's 'Kristoffer' with a k... and two f's."
-every conversation ever for the rest of his life.

Oh wow, new Kinja makes it very easy to sell books...

It's more proof that the Big Bang really was the beginning of it all.

Religion does not like this...burn it with fire!

Jason Statham, every movie he's been in.

Sending mine back today, I was one of the ones affected. And while I love the device, this burning during urination is just not worth it.

Hi! Terry Crews here, and I'd love to respond to this article. For years I've expressed my love for my minivan and I've owned one since 2003. They even added this fact to my character Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
What most people don't know — and it would be safe to assume the writers of this article didn't,…

Just give us THIS.

Apparently, one does not need a degree in physics to write for Gizmodo.

Way to take a great idea and completely lame it up, kids. I'm sure the grownups in charge thought this would be all edgy and clever, but it's so obviously contrived and self-satisfied.

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

People like attention, I guess.

So basically you're saying Matt is the target marget.

I'll leave this here...

If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a ship that rises from the depths to save a few thousand drowning people.

Did you know that if you watch 127 Hours backwards, it's actually a heartwarming story of an amputee who goes into the wilderness and finds an arm which fits him perfectly?

how do we tell google to add power, torque, and curb weight?

Yes, I certainly hope there are no videos of me out there like that... that would be awful...

I'm just going to leave this video about digital audio right here. It's quite informative, and debunks a number of myths about digital sound that are disturbingly prevalent even here on Gizmodo. http://xiph.org/video/vid2.sht…