I can’t help but notice those most loudly claiming their race to be supreme are those I least want representing me in Stereotype Bingo.

I also hate the notion of supremacy, and somehow the people who think of themselves as part of a superior race are often noticeably....not superior.

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

SAME.

translation: I like woo. Why don’t you like woo too?

it’s called “stock” and you can make it yourself in several very simple steps:

1) get a rotisserie chicken from costco

Snake oil never went away, it just incorporated.

This was fascinating. Part of me considers pulling a similar con on people with too much money and not enough sense (nothing bad, just a useless treatment so no one gets hurt. I’m not a monster. Usually.) but could I really push myself to do it for long enough to get money? I think I’d feel guilty after a while. Or…

I started reading this article, actually FELT my IQ dropping the further I read, and decided to scroll to the comments to see if I was going crazy. It’s good to know I’m not crazy.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

good god we need an end to religion.

I have come to the conclusion that I am not a fan of ‘slice of life’ movies. If the only premise of a film is “Watch as these kooky but very relatable people go through some stuff and live their life. They’ll probably laugh and likely cry. The end.”, then it isn’t for me. Maybe it makes me weird, but I don’t want…

If there is one immuteable truism that governs all of the knowable universe it is this: The person you randomly see naked will never be the person you wanted to see naked.

I would be devastated if I learned that one of the hundreds of guys who I assume died in a car crash after one date with me was actually just not answering his phone because he didn’t want to talk to me.

You don’t think some idiot girl waxing on about possible options with a guy she didn’t like to make herself seem interesting because he kicked the bucket is some self-involved bullshit?

Cannot be worse than some of the taxi and Uber drivers I had recently. At least a robot car will know where it is supposed to go.

absolutely i would. i cannot wait for our roads to be filled with nothing but self driving vehicles. deaths will go way down and i won’t ever have to fly again. double yay.

This is the type of thing that gets right-wing news outlets all riled up about “intolerant liberals.” I’m certain they will bankroll lawsuits to attempt to ensure the right to express truly horrible sentiments without any repercussions.

So, does the withdrawal from the Paris Accords mark the moment when the US more-or-less officially gave up the role and title of ‘leader of the free world?’ Asking for a friend humanity itself.

This article should have been much much shorter. Let me give it a try....