I’m going to go ahead and continue to make fun of anyone that spends $4 mil on plastic surgery to make themselves look like a cat.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

I have no idea what Laurie Hernandez’s homeschooling was like. I do worry about fields where the requirement to succeed at a very young age means that kids are training full-time with so little time left over for academics that they’re almost assuredly getting a sub-standard education. It’s particularly troubling that…

it’s a clever trick designed by carnivorous chefs to make vegetarians eat dead animals. Mwahahaha!

Kap is lit af.

I hate Bob Dylan. I can’t stand his voice, I especially can’t stand his lyrics, which always creep me out re: women. I get that his music reached a lot of people but I don’t think it necessarily did so in a wholly constructive way. Not many of his songs are actually about peace.

They need to be beyond the point where they can have complications from the anesthesia. I’d rather have them home in a familiar environment than keep them cooped up at the vet’s, which can be very stressful.

See, and if you are dumb enough to be a libertarian (or God forbid a Trump supporter,) you are de facto unfuckable to me. I don’t care if you are the world’s most skilled Lothario and you are rendered mute the entire time. As soon as I know in my heart that you’re one of those people who thinks that government meat…

I’m assuming it’s Kanye and Kim defrauding their insurance company because that’s the funniest reason, to me.

I can’t get passed how crappy and lazy this work is to even be offended.

She was speaking anecdotally about her own experience. Remember the part about “I had 2 kids by the time I was 27 and had been married for four years. But thats what I wanted.”

You can’t really tell from this picture, but the invisible kid is actually black.

Not to mention the large amount of money that’s siphoned off to these non-tax paying churches that could be used to improve the community. Due to the current folly of having schools paid for by property tax dollars it does not serve us well to have churches on every damn corner not paying taxes and contributing to the…

Seriously, I don’t doubt her good intentions here, and maybe this enables a program to get off the ground that might not have without her name behind it, but Angelina Jolie is about as qualified to be a professor at LSE as Donald Trump is to be President of the United States.

So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

The most upsetting thing about this story is that he brought a bunch of bananas to snack on in the plane. That smell would have made me hurl all over the place.

I hadn’t seen that tweet before & have to admit I’m really on the fence about it. It was related to “teen mom” Farah Abraham’s (apparently paid) sex tape.