I believe this will in future be books as the definition of schadenfreude.

Just don’t try playing volleyball at the same time.

I’m super happy that Jimmy Kimmel started his thank you list with the nurses, and called some of them out individually. Too often, nurses are considered of lesser importance than the doctors, but he clearly saw that it was a nurse who caught this.

CNN weighed in against it:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/27/health/jade-egg-vagina-partner/

Point it out to them, and I’ll bring the popcorn and sit back and giggle at their expressions.

If you ever have to go to something like that again, you could pretend to be an anthropologist, studying a strange and foreign culture.

Its really hard. I’m trying not to be an elitist liberal. I’m trying not to automatically assume everyone in the South is intellectually lacking (euphemism). But then they go and pull this.

I’m in total agreement with you. I think that as a society we have decided that our prison system is there to avenge the victims (I disagree with that concept) rather than to make sure the criminals do not continue to commit crimes.

I’m confused by the whole story, but refuse to watch the video to figure it out. “In the video, she pretends to give him a tattoo”

Don’t even know who they are. To answer your question: No. Don’t give a happy rat’s ass.

Or maybe they could do something radical like GET A DAMN JOB.

You might find them a little stale be now. I know sell by dates don’t really mean anything, but at this point I’d respect any sell by date that began with 19.

I’ll take his word on it, but I grew up near some dairy farms, and that doesn’t look like bull crap to me (the unveiled substance, not the bill).

Anyone else out there ever read “The Grounding of Group 6"? I loved it as a teen, but now find it rather creepy, with the pairing off of all the students, and one with their 20something “teacher.”

Its the term his plastic surgeon used after his plugs took.

From the tone, I’m guessing a LOT of women have blown him off. Reads like “I want a hot chick to impress the cool guys, but the “hot chicks” don’t like me so they must all suck. I’m way too cool for them.”

Wierd. I’m going in the other direction. I used to like her, thought she was fun and fresh, but now I find her tiresome the same way I find Madonna tiresome. Much as I liked her support for HRC, I dislike her seemingly desperate need for attention.

This confuses me: why do so many anti-choicers want doctors to tell patients an abortion can be reversed? I mean, wouldn’t that encourage more abortions? Don’t worry about it, you can reverse it if you change your mind, so don’t put much thought into it. Why okay, I’ll have the abortion now, and if I change my mind…

The idea of all the idiots who have paid $200K for membership simultaneously coming down with food poisoning fills my evil little heart with glee.

I use captions a lot too, because I frequently can’t understand what people are saying (if only I could turn on captions when I’m speaking with people in real life).