Even if we agree that this was a smart move (to lose money to offset tax burden), wouldn’t it have been his CPAs who should get the credit, as the ones more likely to know the ins and outs of the tax code and tell him that it could be done?

Do yours get all bulimic about wheat grass? My big guys LURVS the wheat grass so much that I occasionally get him some, which he then only consumes during the middle of the night when he can puke it up next to my bed.

When you’re that rich, you don’t need to be housetrained.

Is said dumb hippie registered to vote? I mean, if you know he’s not planning to show up . . .

But ... it’s a vaccine! Won’t it make me autistic?

As an inanimate object, isn’t she supposed to be stowed in the overhead compartment or underneath the seat in front of him?

I’m so glad to have found my people (the banana-intolerants).

For someone (me) who doesn’t like bananas, they’re as bad or worse than skunks. Honestly, I don’t mind a mild skunk scent coming through a window, but banana scent has me tossing my cookies.

I’d be more disturbed by the entire bunch of bananas than by a doll. I don’t like bananas, and being in an enclosed space while one is being eaten makes me nauseous to the point of vomiting. If I were seated next to someone eating an entire bunch, I’d probably spend a good portion of the flight in the filthy, gross…

Thank you for a well-thought out and articulated post.

I could see it if she also intentionally misspelled it, just to screw with people.

Years ago, I had a friend who got pregnant and married at about 6 months.

So that’s what my cat is doing when she climbs over my arm as I’m eating dinner. She’s following her evolutionary drive to protect my food!

No interest whatsoever in this show, but that hot pink dress in the header picture is absolutely gorgeous and makes the actress look like ScarJo.

I would die of embarrassment if my mother gave birth to Jaden.

What sort of wierd non-criminal stories? Please share!

As long as she wears the meat dress, it will be fine. After all, what does the stereotypical American men love more than football and grilling?

Nah, stop worrying. Michelle Obama is way healthier than any of us and will outlive us all.

She needs to discuss with Anne and offer to split the money - if Anne okays it, they come out ahead. MoH is just a title and a few pics. Doesn’t mean Anne can’t be there too.

But he isn’t a comedian, he’s an actor. He doesn’t do standup (the roast doesn’t count, as they even had Martha Stewart on that), he does scripted films with multiple takes and direction. Saying he should have responded as well as a comedian should have is like saying your dog should be as good at purring as your cat.