Wow, what fun for your girls. Do you have to drag your hapless boyfriend with you everywhere? Lame.

The Proposal BLOWS. It really drove the point home that neither of these ninnies can act.

Jesus, you have an awfully low asshole threshold. They’re not making fun of her looks, weight, or race. Save your outrage for stuff that matters or you will explode. You sound unhinged.

That's a Hawaiian pizza; it's a thing and not necessarily unusual at all. Sweet and savory. Calm down.

??? You mean she came from humble beginnings to attain stardom and a relationship with a perverted, older Hollywood director? My, what a vivid imagination.

Exactly! It’s much more reassuring for locals to know there’s not a maniacal rando roaming about. Why don’t people think before they comment, especially nnegatively?

So if he were her husband, you'd also prefer "alleged captor"? They're letting us know how he's related to her, which is what people want. Readers need to know this isn't random, you simp.

FFS, it's always something with you whiners.

I guess you’re a glass-half-empty kinda person. What an asinine comment. Of course she's fine, meaning not dead. And many endure "unimaginable" trauma worse than this.

The fact that the fucker offed himself makes it an even happier story.

Jeez—Golddigger McPhee is relentless in making her "career" happen. I guess her little foray with Mary MacCormack's husband didn't work so she decided to hook up with Sleazy Gramps here.

Oh, hoity-toit-toit to you.

Nevertheless, if Fillmore had resigned the presidency or committed crimes as egregious as those perpetrated by Tricky Dick, I’d hope you’d know it. Then again, there must be some reason we have that Orange Lumpen Cretin in the White House. It’s embarassing to hail from a country whose citizens are of subnormal…

Unbelievable! What a couple of nitwits.

Yup. That's the story, right there. Nixon was an amateur in that place and time.

What? Like who? How old are you?

Seriously, why bother? They’re both dead, and I doubt anyone would even be surprised. If we’re going to spend time on offenders from the past, let’s turn up the heat on monsters like Cheyney, Bush, Kissinger et al., for being the war criminals everyone knows they are.

Just goes to show that most Americans are fucking numbskulls. Which is why we have that ginger behemoth stinking up the Oval Office. And probably will still have until he succumbs to his Pop Tarts and 4 hours' sleep.

UGH, what a revolting pair. And that brat isn't half as cute as they think she is, not to mention . . . Everleigh? Yeesh.

I’m more upset at her callous friend, who ditches a once-loved pet when it grows old and inconvenient.