You know, people lose their jobs when KMarts close too; of course, they probably don’t have a Mike with a mom getting surgery or free dog treats, so . . .

Seriously? I assume you’re a guy, possibly one who carries. Sounds like you’re the one who is sheltered, if you honestly believe this. 

Touching, but wildly unrealistic for most. NYC isn’t Mayberry. 

Besides, if you love patronizing the bodegas so much, keep doing so, but for those of us who are justifiably fearful of going into them at off-hours and who appreciate convenience, this proposal sounds like a good option to me. You can’t stop progress because you’re sentimental over the idea of neighborhood stores.…

Ooooh . . . burn.

“Old as shit?” So, I guess ageism is one prejidice acceptable to Jezebel’s readers. Here’s hoping you don’t make it to King’s “advanced” age. He’s 70, you twit. And BTW, do you even know what “metrics” means? Because you’re not using it correctly.

In the universe of people who have committed horrific offenses and are permitted to thrive financially, Anne Perry is a minor player. She was a disturbed juvenile offender who did time, and at least she has demonstrable talent as a writer. You need to ease up on your self-righteousness. 

You taught English and you just wrote “those books PEAKED my sexual curiosity . . .” Please tell me that was a typo. Otherwise, no wonder our educational system is in such a sorry state.

This creepy scene ruined the whole fucking book for me. Only a male author would ever have conceived of including this in the first place. I remember my childhood very well, thanks Steve! I can’t imagine why he doesn’t and if so, why he arrogantly assumes others don’t. Fucking my male friends would never have occurred…

Ah for those days when the word “triggering” wasn’t used so pretentiously.

Wow, you are so deep, man.

Let’s face it, she was pretty much of a mess, which is why she never lived up to her potential.

Since when are “catchy and fun” rkcriteria for a great song? You sound like Dick Clark.

Seriously, when people like this “Bergdorf” chick reduce anything empathetic whites have ever done for the advancement of equality to shallow, empty gestures, you want to throw up your hands and say Fuck It.  Thanks or even appreciation aren’t necessary, but surely their efforts don’t warrant disdain.

How can it “have its roots” in European colonialism if it was around before anyone from Europe set foot there. It would be foolish to deny colonialism’s significant role, but it didn’t start there. Do some research.

Wow, you are so compassionate and such a superior person. It’s good you’re not racist, since you sure are fucking ageist, scoffing at the suffering of an old white guy.  

Ooh, poor Loreal. They’re really gonna miss your lousy 10 bucks.

How do we describe your dumb black ass?

Interesting that she shed her English name to take one combining/honoring the epitome of white skinned, blue-eyed beauty and a high-end department store frequented by wealthy white folks. Black pride, y’all.

Why do you assume she’s “spent a fair amount of time in both places”? She’s not a supermodel or heiress, just an inoffensive looking transgender nobody plucked from obscurity for a single ad campaign. I doubt she has unlimited travel funds or dual citizenship. What a hilarious observation on your part.