Yeah, right. Most men don’t care if you’re bald as long as you’ll agree to polish their knobs.

This is what you empty-headed bimbos take from this? Who cares what color hair people prefer on you? Thanks for adding absolutely nothing to the conversation, you self-obsessed clods.

How many times has a character said, “You took/messed with/shot/tickled . . .  the wrong . . . boy/girl/child/woman/man/little person/spear fisherman? Gets old.

They are such revolting, trashy pigs.

Why are you compelled to keep posting this bon mot?

Hudson needs hair with that plain-ass fugly face. Pathetic to realise that every role she’s ever taken was stolen from an actual talented, pretty actress all because her mom is Hawn.

I’d throw them out just because they’re fucking ugly.

Amanda Bynes redux. Ergo, she’s nuts and pathological in her need for attention.

I’ve been watching and admiring Ann’s work as numerous different characters on L&O franchise shows for years. I’m thrilled that she’s getting this late recognition.

I find that even with the morning news shows in the UK (Good Morning America equivalents). The “presenters” are often older, chubby, and not chock full of icky Botox and filler. It’s quite disconcerting at first, but very gratifying. Just a bunch of average Joes and Janes. Of course, this isn’t the case across the…

Dynomite!

Haha! Funniest looking possum I’ve ever seen.

You’re a better man than I am. I want to see the entire bloodline wiped off the earth.

We don’t care.

You’re acting as though she’s getting a billion dollars! A million is not that much these days and having your livelihood destroyed is worth more than that. This amount doesn’t surprise me at all.

Wow, that’s something to brag about. You’re so cool. You were probably one of those people who wore those asinine “Bitch” t-shirts. I always wondered who would label themselves thusly.

She may not even have asked for this amount. Sometimes the jury takes it upon themselves to determine the award. Besides, this amount is piddling compared with the loss of a career and possibly future earnings. It’s sickening how litigious Americans are. These fools let the memories of their wedding be ruined over 125…

Just contrast those two pieces; enough to make you weep.

My irrational hatred of you has just begun. What’s your beef anyhow? Every celebrity has a publicist to press release stuff like this. She’s far from the biggest attention whore out there, and picking on someone at her level is like shooting fish in a barrel. If you’d read something similar about Beyonce, you’d…

64% of Americans do not hold passports.