A job is a job, not even male pornstars like their job

You know what.

"He was trying to buy more sand for his hour glass. I wasn't selling any."

nah, X marks the spot, it's a game about digging for treasure

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guys, guys...

uh, how is it hard to compile the game with different sound and text files... Blizzard is really letting me down lately

I'm glad you had a good experience, I wish it was the same for me,

I was mega hyped for this game, but now that I have it, it feels so disappointing...

My Sheppard hits on everything, he'd probably do the reapers if he could.

To all the youngsters out there underwhelmed and confused by the hype surrounding this apparently stale game, let me explain to you:

But officer, I thought May was 45!

Correction, Jesus Christ was a fictional character. This might be the first coming of Jesus Christ, though.

mmm, that was a porno you saw.

Dear Kotaku Readers, I have never been so serious in my life, please continue reading:

Well... at least It looks like a fantastic example of what's wrong with the gaming industry...

Lupin the Third is an absolutely fantastic series

OMG, Milo must be looking for a new family right now.

his name is John Connor...

I don't see any difference... ?