I don’t know, I think he would’ve been a dumbass even if I hadn’t played football.

I’m going to eat enough pills to put myself into a coma. Someone wake me when the Chump “administration” is on the endangered species list. They will join that long gone species formerly known as GOP politicians with spines.

The thing about sad songs is that they say so much.

I think it’s heinous to stoop to ad hominem attacks. That being said...

I believe he was just featured on 60 Minutes.

Sweet baby Jesus, check out the Wikipedia page of the prof she’s working for. He’s a convicted bank robber turned jailhouse lawyer turned law professor. Draw what conclusions you want there. 

You can’t see it, but I have the world’s tiniest violin and I am playing the saddest of sad songs for her.

Law students who spend their summers working as research assistants for professors do so because they need to pad their resumes but they couldn’t land real summer jobs with firms or government agencies. I wonder if she didn’t really have a good first year, or if people won’t hire her because of her father.