Note to Canuck’s Alex Burrows: no penalty for this in the NHL.

CK Louis once said, that being born a white male in the past millennium, was the ultimate lottery win. These guys totally prove his assertion.

Some people have powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal women and men.

2) Not good, she looks shorter (please, no short people hate mail) and her head is getting bigger (no, not steroids).

But they are really babies.

Or if it happens to their daughter/sister/mother.

Almost always! It is rare to find a human being who is supremely talented in one area and normally endowed in the rest of life.

Ahh, not so sure, Julianne was never haughty, white, chaste sexuality. Perhaps we are all getting a little too reactive these days. Not blaming, it’s the air, with the whole bizarre presidential thing stirring us up.

I had no idea that baseball players could suffer from CTE, poor man.

That would probably be fatal; I do not know what gods the Browns have offended, but they are powerful.

Oh Ashley, you are wickedly delicious.

Fuck Memphis! Fuck the Grizzlies! Fuck the NBA!

Our present legal adversarial system is so fucking medieval. Instead of trial by combat, by knights in armour, we hire surrogates to fight for us. Instead of defending a client, most defending attorneys go on the offensive and try to prosecute the victim. Hopefully the judge in this case refuses to cave in to this…

Why do these children look like they would be so much happier as extras in “Triumph of the Will”.

and knows better than most what a shit sandwich the Presidency is, if you are really trying to do the work

That’s good news, you hardly ever hear of someone who used to have a back issues.

Not a 10?

He did everything he could to save his marriages; he paid for the best cosmetic surgery his wives could tolerate.

at least two

hmm....a six foot tall golden statue....hmm