*Stops Watch*

Hi, I'm a Christian.

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

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perfect. this is where i get to go all fox news and say,

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

Exposing children to religion not only makes them have a harder time to tell the difference between fiction and reality, but the constant prejudice in common religious practice just makes underdeveloped minds adopt a "holier than thou, and thou, and also thou" mentality even after post puberty. Every day education…

I was raised in an atheist household (I'm 25 now), and I'm always surprised at how uncommon it is. I know lots of atheists, but all of them came to their atheism as teenagers or adults. I don't know anyone else with atheist parents.

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

More like IlluminHOTTIE, amirite? ...guys?

More like IlluminHOTTIE, amirite?

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

With the ongoing Ballghazi investigation and Brad Johnson's admitting to bribery, I'm hoping the NFL will investigate other scandals and/or conspiracy theories....mainly, I want to see the Giants investigated for stealing my Minnesota Vikings' radio signals during 41-doughnut. Also, burning jet fuel won't melt steel.

Look, if the Bible tells us anything, it's that God is a fan of bringing a variety plagues on exploited, over-taxed, starving citizens for weeks on end.

He cares about the NFL players so much, he usually meets them 15-20 years sooner than you'd expect.

LEA DELARIA WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON STRAIGHT WOMEN WHEN I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU?

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

This doesn't really count because it's a solo lay, but I still kind of can't believe I did it.

I was on a work trip and had to share a room with my (same sex as me) boss. We were friends, she was cool, it was totally fine. I worked for a non-profit so we had no money to spare.

After chatting and lights out, I was…

Went to Panama City Beach for spring break one year with a coed group of about 30 friends during the week when half of the colleges in the country are on break. There was absolutely no privacy (as our rooms were 6-7 people) if you wanted to hook-ups, which is usually the ultimate goal for spring break. One drunk and…