I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

With the ongoing Ballghazi investigation and Brad Johnson's admitting to bribery, I'm hoping the NFL will investigate other scandals and/or conspiracy theories....mainly, I want to see the Giants investigated for stealing my Minnesota Vikings' radio signals during 41-doughnut. Also, burning jet fuel won't melt steel.

Look, if the Bible tells us anything, it's that God is a fan of bringing a variety plagues on exploited, over-taxed, starving citizens for weeks on end.

He cares about the NFL players so much, he usually meets them 15-20 years sooner than you'd expect.

LEA DELARIA WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON STRAIGHT WOMEN WHEN I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU?

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

This doesn't really count because it's a solo lay, but I still kind of can't believe I did it.

I was on a work trip and had to share a room with my (same sex as me) boss. We were friends, she was cool, it was totally fine. I worked for a non-profit so we had no money to spare.

After chatting and lights out, I was…

Went to Panama City Beach for spring break one year with a coed group of about 30 friends during the week when half of the colleges in the country are on break. There was absolutely no privacy (as our rooms were 6-7 people) if you wanted to hook-ups, which is usually the ultimate goal for spring break. One drunk and…

Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)

do you guys really have that little of a life that you're still obsessing over this? Lmao pathetic. Might want to find a hobby.

And the over-moralists whine again....

I'm sorry that happened to you. If people can't be bothered to learn civility, it's pretty obvious that understanding basic neuroscience isn't in their skill set, either. Can't Kinja deport the lazy and abusive back to 4chan?

Once watched an osprey take a trout from the lake I was fishing at. Then a bald eagle swooped in and started chasing the osprey. The osprey dropped the fish; the bald eagle divebombed, reached out, and grabbed it in its talons a couple feet above the lake. The eagle flew off to its nest.

I have a confession, I am a member of the Audubon Society. I am fascinated by birds. Don't worry, I won't regale you with tales about the time I saw a Blue Heron try to snatch a fish from a Double-breasted Cormorant in the pond behind my work. I want try to describe the power and grace of the Heron as it glided…

The birds knew the risk of concussion when they flew into the building.

Ha, Birds are so dumb...

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

we know the people of Minnesota do not want their money killing birds.

I'd be freaked out if I was him too. Hackneyed sportswriters have proven time and again that the man is a lightning rod.

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…