That guy is a total pile of shit.

Minnesota might actually be pretty good this year. A healthy rubio and kevin love isnt a bad combo. Budinger is turning into a solid player, pekovic is one of the better centers in the nba (not elite but he can hold his own), and they added kevin martin. Not as bad a team as youd expect

In Muhammad's defense, he claims that he and the girl were merely discussing the Hawks and the Hornets.

You can call Harper a bitch all you want. But you should probably also go ahead and sack up and admit that you feel that way because very talented young player who is not on whatever team you root for.

He celebrated in that way because that kid that he was close with died (Gavin Rupp, look it up), hence the gesture at home plate. I hate the Nationals as much as the next guy but Harper didn't deserve to get hit tonight.

Nah - he's a talented young kid. Your a bitch on the Internet.

I hate these unwritten codes in baseball. Can't wait for some dude to get hit with a fastball in the head and have his career ended because he didn't run fast enough after earning the right to be cocky after hitting a home run.

Reusse is not a beat writer, he's a columnist. This whole feature has been about beat writers. As for Patrick's opinions, he often says what needs to be said about the team. I loved his Jared Burton column last month — writing about a problem the Twins had that had otherwise not really been covered by other reporters.…

I'll third Aaron Gleeman, his Sabermetrics approach is endearing. Now Patrick Reusse, on the other hand, he's just the worst.

MILF in this case stands for mom in legendary fountain.

This video becomes much less impressive when you realize that, rather than being fearless, Dennis was just on his Kindle the whole time.

He does it with true Bostonian resolve, pretending the balls are racial stereotypes.

25 years old, from Des Moines, dubbed "Fountain Mom"

So would I! I'd rather have L4D3 way more, to be honest.

I'd rather have L4D3 than HL3.

Whatever. How far can he punt a football?

Correct. There is no tax on take-out orders in Ohio, unless you buy pop or alcohol.

Intoxicated

You can say crack-a, but not crack-er.

Would you prefer the term "rural southeastern hill-dweller with a predilection for prescription pain pills"?