Maybe his pants were full of foam, so he slid into home?

That'll do, Puig. That'll do.

The reptile got lucky; I heard they keel-hauled a pelican who downloaded St. Anger.

I can't think of anything worse that could happen to you while in Cleveland.

team has asked not to identify because he plays for the Browns.

Police promptly arrested Scheppers' eye.

I absolutely despise people who operate under "Angry" or "Annoyed" pseudonyms because I find that they take their schtick too far. Plus, sometimes they just kind of suck at actual criticisms and stuff.

And what was the point of egging on Phil so damn much?

Fish obviously overreacted, and this is like throwing a temper tantrum. But I don't really think that that initial guy was in the right for just insulting Fish. Both parties are at fault I'd say, but I don't think that's how it will be perceived :/

I kind of prefer the bed one as the best.

ahahah greatest 2 mins ever!!

Oh, my sides!

I'm laughing like a maniac, and my roommate now thinks I'm obscenely weird, as I listened to this with my headphones on.

moonbase alpha is 100% dead on accurate

What do you mean you don't get it? Google doesn't want to pay for 3 months of Netflix for a billion people, so they killed the deal. You can still buy the product, you just don't get the extra incentive that was there yesterday.

Meh, they knew the rules of conduct when the signed up, and should have known 'big brother' at the academy was looking at their ostensibly private emails.

Yay!

Nope, no soul. I've met patients who have been clinically dead and they say that there was no tunnel, no light, no voices. They just went off and woke several days later.

Can't believe they found that clip.

No. Never. The beards are good. The beards must stay. The beards are magic.