Plague of public indecency! AMIRITE?!?

Bullshit. Everyone knows that can't be real.

/puts down NL Central standings

@ESPYS

Like most Deadspin commenters turned superstars.

Let's!

Let's remember the good times.

Well, you just knew that the nation of Haiti's luck would run out at some point.

I just wish that Berman would stop speaking in English.

"As a potential representative, of whoever made this game, I'll inform you that my client has never even heard of this obscure "Wind Waker" so could not have possibly plagiarised it. Or at least you can't prove my client knew about it. Even if you did prove it he could have forgotten about it... even if he remembered…

Can't say I'm surprised...I mean it is truly a huge news story that warrants media attention. I mean a Marlins' Home Run?! That never happens!!

You missed the next frame, though, where the prosecution pointed to the third base umpire.

Still my favorite.

You're right on the date; it should say Friday. As for the uncredited part, you should check out the link at the bottom that says "ESPN.com."

Upperdeck killed card collecting.

The Minneapolis Star Tribune recalls nine fading baseball traditions. You might've guessed call card collecting and keeping score, sure. But do you remember pepper or the Baseball Bible? [Star-Tribune]

"See, this guy's got the right idea."

Kinda surprises me it has taken this long. You play a criminal in pretty much every GTA game, and as we all know, SMOKING POT IS THE FIRST STEP TO A LIFE OF CRIME!