Philadelphia, doing it right.

That wasn't thunder, it was just Chris Davis hitting a homer in Baltimore. They should be afraid.

Card advantage? Check
Survivability? Triple check
CMC? Not bad
Missing?
"When Jamie Lannister enters the battlefield, put three colorless 1/1 Children creature tokens onto the battlefield"

Run, field, throw, shit for power, shit for average. I'm a five-stool player.

"Goddamned kids! They don't even have to steer their cars anymore! Back in my day it was 10 n' 2, we didn't have any of this Gapplesoft™ "self-driving car" bullshit, I can't even-...damn it, punks, get off my hover-lawn!"

That is so incredibly stupid, of COURSE I wouldn't, why should I?

Reporter: No, sir, I'm actually here to report on the recent tragedy, and to be honest, I've never even heard of Canola Twister.

Deceiving product name. I thought it was a sort of backup battery that was tiny enoug to fit in your wallet. Bummer.

You're right. I was picturing the "off season", but we're nearing summer, and the road can get packed - especially during the weekends when the weather is nice. Joey_Barton said it was "probably the most heavily traveled route in the US", and was (I imagine) thinking of the portions north of LA through Malibu, or…

It was very suspicious, however, that Singh was also carrying Deathbell, Troll Fat, and Skeever Tail with the antler spray.