Ohhhh... Okay, that makes more sense.

How is this picture not being used as a promo for the upcoming season of American Horror Story?

A very big +1.

A lot of people are counting out Minnesota before the season even starts. They look at last seasons record and automatically assume that Minny is a bad team. Anyone that follows the Wolves knows what really happened. Minnesota players all together missed 342 games due to injuries last season which surpassed the…

Scanned for any Minnesota games. Not a one. This must mean they're not complete shit anymore.

The Vikings can't seem to stay out of the news, whether it's the players or the owner. Jesus...

And let us not forget Patrick Reusse of the Star Tribune. He isn't liked by many.

Yeah Dave, fuck you... fucker.

I like how she described the encounter between A-Rod and Bobby like she was writing a god damn novel. Also, maybe A-Rod can appeal his suspension/ban by reversing the old adage from "The Devil made me do it" to "God made me do it". God, using his divine powers, guided his hand to inject steroids into his body. Seems…

That's better. There were too many words that had more than two syllables for OP to completely understand what you were saying.

Lol... Now tell us how you REALLY feel.

Their only World History class consisted only of the book of Genesis I'm thinking.

But seriously, this is a joke, right? Right?? Please, someone tell me this is all a joke by The Onion. No one is this stupid.

Satan has legal rights now? Thanks, Obama.

Meh... This would be an EPIC video if when he said that, it was being filmed in the Eagles locker room during halftime.

Wait. Isn't... isn't that illegal what those kiddies did by making threats to people like that? Jesus, a teenage boy gets thrown in the clink for making a comment on Facebook or whatever about shooting up a kindergarten and he didn't even mention a specific school... and he said it in jest unlike these tween Adderall…

Thank you because now I know about Moonbase Alpha. It is making my day go by much faster watching videos. Awesome.

"I couldn't even beat Glath fucking Joe," Tyson told TMZ.

This.

If he doesn't support money, he's in the wrong business. If he doesn't support weed, he's on the wrong planet.