People complain that the WiiUpad's screen is not necessary for playing a game.

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Start looking for those Half-Life 3 clues that aren't there, folks. Valve has put up videos for all the presentations that happened at their no-press-allowed Steam Dev Days conference. Be sure to check out Michael Abrash and Palmer Luckey's talks about VR and the various Steam Machine talks, too.

The act of calling him out for jokingly being a buzzkill.. makes YOU the buzzkill...

Oh you've created an energy sword?

I'd rather have 2 hours of a great game than 40 hours of a terrible one. The original Portal was half that length and it was nearly perfect.

Ah yes, as you can see, here is a rare example of the Pontiac Vibe mating ritual. The male Pontiac Vibe, or Toyotae Wagonarus Pontiacus, will demonstrate his superior groundedness by pulling up chunks of the ground. This particular male is an excellent example of his species, as he has managed to raise an entire…

You have no idea the good he has done.

It's alright, Jesus has dealt with hand injuries before.

Why be such a debbie downer? Just enjoy this seemingly mindless, fun game.

By that time it will be too late to care, the artificial zombie virus made from this cell will be in everybody's bloodstream...

I bet you're fun at parties.

The ad outright says "other people make mistakes." The mistake of the man who pulls out is acknowledged.

In other news, commenters are still giving article writers a hard time for no other reason than because they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Slow day in the Kotaku commenting section.

Actually, we don't know how to transfer a PSP title to PC — but fortunately, we don't have to. All three of the Trails in the Sky games were originally PC releases in Japan, and were later ported to PSP by the original developer. The version of Trails that you guys have already played on PSP is actually the port, not…

I call on my Jalopnik brothers and ask the question: How many car(s) would YOU buy with $14K?

"I-I didn't want to host your game anyways, b-baka..."

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They say the Dovakiin is supposed to quell these heartless monsters.