Game price isn't dictated by game length.
Thirty flights of loving, for instance, is $5 for ~15 minutes.

Gosh I hope you're a troll, but I fear some people really are this obnoxious/pompous/stupid.

Spent a few moments trying to scrub this bit of dirt off my screen.

No, I would expect them to choose the one looks better and just use that. Seems like pretty good evidence the people making the trailer thought the PS4 looks better than the XBone.

Even the achievements contribute to "what?!"ness off the game.

Cool to see Kenny in his element; I know him primarily from survivor, where he identified himself as a pro-video game/smash player, but never realized he was actually at the very top of the competitive field.

Wait a sec, I thought Kotaku was stubbornly claiming the Wii U isn't next gen, but this article seems to acknowledge the wii as being part of the outgoing gen...

He said doesn't require reflexive reaction, the point being that mouse and keyboard are much faster and more accurate for certain types of games and would give PC users an unfair advantage. RTS, like FPS, is obviously massively easier using mouse and keyboard. I'm pretty surprised you would laugh at the idea that…

Think these two sentences could use some editing:

You act as though jezebel itself hasn't gleefully posted creepshots. Wasn't that long ago that they posted the guy in public wearing tight pants and laughed about being able to see his dick. If you feel comfortable blaming all of reddit for a small portion of the community liking creepshots, shouldn't you similarly…

Like most prizes, the reasoning behind who wins a Nobel often doesn't make a ton of sense to the mass public or is even remembered fondly throughout history (President Barack Obama or Henry Kissinger come to mind).

Am I the one who finds that D'Angelo song terribly unlistenable? The videos alright on mute though.

LOL you are complaining that that jalopy is $200,000? How much do you think a ferrari is going to cost you? Based on their crazy specs it won't be nice bro. Just saying.

No, especially when you say "I hate the entire government".

And you have no positive feelings towards the government at all for providing you with that job/money? My point is you should be mad at the politicians/House, not the government itself, to which it seems you owe your livelihood.

Where do you think NYTimes is getting its numbers from? If you actually think the ACA is in the red, why don't you try providing some supporting evidence? I've seen no official statistics that make that claim, just fox news style demagoguery.

Try the New York Times:

You hate the entire government...but you can't wait to go back to work for it?

Obamacare is in the black, so getting rid of it would actually serve to worsen our budget problems, not improve them. Republicans keep saying they want to address our spending problem, but pretty much every suggestion they're making would make it worse.

Because it's a commentary on/mockery of media reports that act as though people who play games are likely to emulate in-game behavior on real life. Your shortened version seems much worse, turning the focus on police action rather than the news report. Also I don't think it's about pausing, it's about not managing to…