I'm sure somewhere at Valve sits a guy that reads all those conspiracy stuff, shacks his head and things: "I wish we really where that creative with our announcements."

They have crows, look at the ravenholm level in hl2.

Months, and possibly years in jail, is the consequence for shooting your mouth off? Please dont have kids.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad.

Ah, anti-piracy measures. Hurting legitimate customers since its inception, and helping no one in the process.