“Be wary, dear reader, for what you are about to experience is a cautionary vision of the future, full of strife and inequality. Greed and exploitation.”

Chriiiist, this fucking try-hard.

won’t release any of their titles outside their platform

I would hate for them to buy Nintendo. First of all, "their success lies off their hardware" means they would kill the Switch and move things onto Xbox. Second of all, no I can't argue this anymore it's just too awful to consider 

They’re also ‘confused’.

So they’re anxious, insecure and just don’t get it. For which Unity apologizes?

Even if they decide to completely scrap this inane idea, they’re screwed. Who would ever trust them after this?

Don’t worry, the frog of shame has them covered:

lol they called devs angsty, they couldn’t even do the ole corporate apology without sliding in some accusatory bullshit

Wizards of the Coast did this not too long ago with their OGL “update”.

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a company so thoroughly come out of nowhere and shoot itself in the foot as hard as Unity has. 

I’d have a modicum of respect for Adkins if he showed the courage of his alleged conviction and just took the L, Snitches Stitches etc. be damned. If he genuinely believed he did the right thing, okay, good to know there are still honest hard-working Americans out there lining up to shield billionaire corporations,…

Conflicting opinons:

Homeboy was on the internet bragging about getting the game and showing off selling the game to people. Not a matter of whether he deserved it or not: dude was tempting fate and got burned

On the other hand:

“No doubt the community will vilify me, while criminals are elevated to meme and legend status,” he wrote. “It’s no wonder why people are losing faith in humanity.”

Calling the cops for any reason in America comes with the implicit understanding that someone might get shot in the face within moments of them pulling up on the scene, without any provocation.

Fuck this loser. Snitches deserve nothing but scorn.

No one likes a bootlicker

Oh yeah I’m sure you cherish the idea of being a black man with a warrant out for your arrest in Memphis Tennessee right? Seems really safe and fun.

ask yourself: “is the crime a person did or is doing worth that person dying over?” and if the answer is no, don’t call the cops. if the answer is yes, and it’s about a video game, go fuck yourself with a tire iron. 

in that case i’m surprised you considered this comment worthy