well, some of them already look like pirates

I am the Captain now!

Now to go and look to see where he’s hidden the first party next gen launch titles in shot.

So they can shove 30 ads in between each list

A perfect opportunity for chart porn squandered.

Why is this not a chart?! 

I think you missed the word “New” before the line feed. 

One day this will stop being relevant

I wish Twitter would just be honest in their statements. “We know this account violates our terms of service...but this shit is just too wild! Like, this pizza making motherfucker tried to coon his way to the White House, then died of a disease he denied and now his family is virtually tap dancing (step n fetchit…

Um, Jin, maybe you should open your eyes...

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FFS. That’s a signup to get an invite when limited preorders are available. You aren’t ordering anything at this time.

Maybe I read my email wrong, or maybe I just wasn’t selected, but I read it as you are entering for the opportunity to preorder when preorders become available, but when that opportunity is available is TBD.

headline is a bit misleading, although the article sort of clarifies. you still can’t pre-order a console, but you can register for a chance to pre-order. *insert xzibit “heard you like cars” meme*

Garbage.

I was fully ready to shit on you for making such a negative comment, but then I pressed play and suddenly I feel like our souls are connected. 

Jesus, do people actually listen to this trash? I understand the appeal of finding a niche as a performer but holy Hell that’s not the right one, dude.

How do you put up a sale with a picture of a bunch of controllers, with no sale on controllers!?!? killin me smalls.

How do you put up a sale with a picture of a bunch of controllers, with no sale on controllers!?!? killin me smalls.