I’m glad we’re getting a Disgaea 6, though I lament the loss of HD sprites for the chibi 3D models. At least the 3D models look pretty close to the old artwork, but there’s just a certain crispness to the sprite animations that I worry will get lost in 3D.

I don’t know why this needs to be said, but if you’re Latino and not offended, that’s cool. That doesn’t make this not-offensive to some of us.

https://xkcd.com/1053/ (visit page to see mouse-over punchline.)

I’ll be honest, I don’t give a flying fuck what “matters to gamers”.

I know I’m not the target market for this, but it saddens me to see a major console that’ll become a paperweight once the online services end. Hopefully it’ll get some good hacks.

No Fall Guys costume yet?! Come on, internet.

History has shown time and time again, these companies will fuck you as hard as you let them. I have become familiar with their tactics and see right through this bullshit. Metaphorically speaking, they will shove 20 dildos up your ass to start. Then you complain. Then they take one dildo out and customers are like,…

Also all that nasty grey stringy gristle that sits between the bones at the joints.

My hot take is that, whatever you call them, boneless chicken wings are better than the original, bone-in variety. Look, you’re only really eating the wing because buffalo sauce is awesome, and the traditional wing is just a messier, more difficult eating experience. And I want to push back on the idea that more…

Resize the window, that breaks the slide show and gives you a normal format

Slideshow. Why. Why slideshow.

Add another stop to the dream Japan vacation list.

That crap about her having a boyfriend is the kind of thing I hear from the Japanese Idol industry.

It's a blog. The vast majority of people want it in chronological order, everything else is in the way. And it actually matters, because the autoplaying, centered, scrolling video that pops up in front of the articles on mobile... Make mobile completely unusable. 

My 8 year old son was telling me about the mask. The way he described it, once you put on the mask it “covers your eyes” so it makes it hard to see and thus causing you to trip when you move around too fast. That was his rationale at least. 

Her name is Cat13, and they went with Catty and not Catie... seriously?

I’m a simple man. I see Ultraman, I cue up this masterpiece.

Double XP nailed my exact thoughts when the game announced that the waters were safe to swim in. XD

Dude, really? Its been obvious from day one that ALL of Devolver’s conferences are meant to be a huge parody of these kinds of events in general.