But not the one it needs right now.

That's 'a my happy meal!

Glad in not the only one that noticed this haha

Coincidentally, from today:

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

Brazil/Germany heat map.

Germany was also feeling hungry, so they microwaved Brazil's defense.

(Checks ESPN, Germany up 1-0)

THESE COUNTRIES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

You say rope, I see hookshot

This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

THE PEOPLE WANT PLAYABLE TINGLE, THE PURE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

You use the black fob - the story ends, you wake up in your average powered retro pony car and believe whatever you want to believe. You use the red fob - you stay in your super powered Hellcat and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Holy fuckballs that Green goal was pretty.

Jerk is one of my favorite sauces. Im so glad I found a sandwich shop that has jerk turkey, and that California Pizza kitchen has a jerk chicken pizza. Jerkin it all day every day!

I guess you can't get Cigar City up there, which is a shame. Jai Alai is as good as most of these (the white oak-aged version is very different, equally-good, but different) though my favorite out of that brewery is any of the numerous iterations of Hopped on the High Seas.