Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.

You say rope, I see hookshot

This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

THE PEOPLE WANT PLAYABLE TINGLE, THE PURE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

You use the black fob - the story ends, you wake up in your average powered retro pony car and believe whatever you want to believe. You use the red fob - you stay in your super powered Hellcat and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Holy fuckballs that Green goal was pretty.

Jerk is one of my favorite sauces. Im so glad I found a sandwich shop that has jerk turkey, and that California Pizza kitchen has a jerk chicken pizza. Jerkin it all day every day!

To recap: the top vote-getters were...

I guess you can't get Cigar City up there, which is a shame. Jai Alai is as good as most of these (the white oak-aged version is very different, equally-good, but different) though my favorite out of that brewery is any of the numerous iterations of Hopped on the High Seas.

Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

Pacific Rim 2: Rim Harder

Can somebody please remove this guy's post for flooding?

Groose. Totally Groose.

Has Link ever looked this vicious? He's come close a few times.

fuck this screen

SO MUCH MURICA IN THIS POST I SHAT A BALD EAGLE WHILE LISTENING TO JOHNNY CASH.

I showed LaBeouf your picture. He said he really liked it, then he created this:

This is the first connection I made.