From my perspective with have whole publishing houses that publish the “good stuff” (see: ArtScroll) and nuanced stories, where everything doesn’t go perfectly, and struggles have olam hazeh implications are rare.

בעסער א ווייטיק אין הארץ אידער א כארפּע אין פּנים

Off The Derech: It means “not on the path”, orthodox religion being “the path”

The Russians are putting out prettier planes than we are these days. The F-35 looks like an overweight guppy, the F-22 looks like a Michael Bay ejaculation and it seems like their planes can outfly ours. WTF military!?!

Wagon better: http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Vo…

I guess I'm just bored by this approach.

I don't think that the strawman who you wrote this for reads Jezebel. *shrug*

Hi, if I have an ejaculation outside of a woman's body I am also unclean and have to immerse in a mikvah just as a woman does. It has happened many times throughout my life in situations completely out of my control, so yes I do a certain level of understanding.
A few sentences before the part you quoted I tried to…

The line between "mainline" orthodoxy and "ultra" orthodoxy aren't as clear as you'd think from articles posted on a blog. Our rabbis go to many of the same yeshivos and there is a lot of interaction socially.