It’s ululating allahu akbar. 

Why hide it at all. If you’re so tolerant of weed, be transparent about it. Smoke in front your kids, smoke WITH your kids. 

Trump’s fault

We should have handed them guns and let them solve their problems that way. The most humane and liberal way possible.

Who cares what NYrs think. Sodomize them all with ghost peppers. 

Date who? Each other? No.

I blame Russia

If there are snacks my hounds will survive the apocalypse

Anti neo postmodernist hipsterism

Something something it’s Trumps fault 

blah blah blah I’m a bad parent pity me. 

I can’t decide whether to love this like a fanboy or blame it on Trump

Even if it started out in life as a 903cc engine, boring it out and adding nitrous will render the engine life to mere minutes. 

Two things.

something something something the evil patriarchy.

We should run out right now and exterminate all the Jews. 

I interviewed for a management consulting firm where the expectation was at least a hundred hours.a week. The question is why would do that someone else? For equity, sure. 

Let’s find the senior people at Splinter and terrorize their families.

They are incapable of love except for the monstrous love they have for themselves

I blame the fucking Jews