You cheer that you’ve finally reached wife nirvana. Then go out with your friends and complain about some different shit.

It’s too bad my state considers them motorcycles and makes you wear a helmet.

We need a show about living according to sharia law, replete with rape, beheadings, terrorism and throwing gays off the roof. Liberals will wet themselves with glee and it will run for 20 seasons.

How I Met Your Mother season 5 was supposed to be the same 2hrs of the whole cast at the airport waiting to go to Disney

I hope his kid dies if only to hear him complain that that’s Trump’s fault too.

The Hentai Futa Girl version should be good. Don’t pixilate.

Obviously this is Trump’s fault.

something something something women are victims hear them roar

Trump’s fault

All we need to do is blame it Trump and then kill all white people.

Liberals will never be happy not even if they get 200% of what they demand so there is no point to worrying about it or catering to it.

I’ll hold off until Jaguar, Benz, Audi and Bentley make one

Trump deported her dry cleaning person. It’s all his fault

She looks very happy and cheerful. I say whatever she’s doing is ok

Was it an AR-15? A machine gun? What does David Hogg say?

no woman who agrees is being honest. sorry.

Obviously this is Trump’s fault.

Next up, random holes in the body panels because ‘it just looks cool and we know better’.

You’re kidding, right? A column instructing you to not watch stuff you don’t want to watch anymore. Are you clinically retarded?

Obviously this is all Trump’s fault.