All women are at least 15% angry at the men in their lives 100% of the time. We men know this. It’s simply a matter of ignoring it. The old saying ‘if mama ain’t happy nobody happy’ has a corollary ‘don’t look her in the eye don’t poke the bear’.

The she belched up his semen, laughed and cashed her check

They need to black it up

We should behead 99% of everyone on earth. In the name of tolerance.

Vin Diesel and an otherwise all gay trans cast drag racing in space.

Exterminate all white people. Death camps.

Mirror is the only way to go.

A nice leather $4,000 satchel is a good

Pretty much hit all the left wing check boxes. Is he gay and/or trans too?

Full contact battle Scrabble

And yet for all your whining about my kids I’m supposed to sit there in rapt attention while you baby talk to your dog

We should at consider the wholesale industrialized extermination of all men

I blame statues of confederate general Jubal Early

Scotch is cheap and they all taste the same after 3

I would prefer they get interrupted with commercials every 3 or 4 minutes like youtube

They bought a car that had its roof replaced. Hands down the dumbest thing I’ve heard. Hard to believe that’s not salvage.

Based on some of the ‘words’mow in the OED if you mess something up long enough it becomes correct

Some of these complaints are straight retarded and the people making them are half Faggot pussies

Exterminate all white people

Men are women and women are women. Everyone’s gay