I will never forget the horror of a foul-smelling fellow member of the military saying, “Nah, I don’t need to shower often; that’s what cologne is for.” This dude was only showering like twice a month and just spraying cologne on every morning instead.

If you are marketing a product to men who don’t get sex, it really behooves you to not remind them of their sexlessness.

The best part of this whole thing is some of the responses to the country-fried-steak-and-taters lady who says your man is gonna end up at her house if you ain’t careful:

“Truck go Vroom/Gun go Boom/I am a white christian nationalist.”

It’s true. They look more like Amway material.

Yeah, it totally makes sense that these women are really just promoting their OnlyFans accounts and are not really looking to steal husbands.

I feel like “I’m hot, come date me” and “I’m hot, leave your current reltionship for me” are two VERY different statements about desirablility and self-image.

I don’t think tiktok is any sort of measured take on anyones self worth, and it’s mostly just fun. But also, homewrecking fantasies are kinda cringe.

There are just so many boring and mediocre (and just plain bad) ones bringing the average down.

Take that incel shit over to Twitter. 

It took about 10 seconds to discover that the blonde in the middle is pushing OnlyFans and bragging about the million she’s made there. I won’t bother with the rest, but it’s totally what’s happening (or what they want to happen, ultimately). Women may chime in because they’re bored on TikTok, but it’s just bait for…

If it were an actual waterfall, that would be a point in her favor.

Yeah, it has always been a core tenet of feminism that gratuitously trying to break up someone else’s marriage because the wives do not wait hand and foot on their husbands. Or at least, that’s my understanding of the Straw Man Fallacy school of feminism. Not sure how many third wave feminists think this.

Didn’t we majorly debunk the notion that one must be an old-fashioned wifey in order to “make” a man happy?

Oh, this one’s easy: For most of the last few thousand years us straight white men ruled everything. But about a hundred years ago we started letting go/losing some of that power, a trend that’s continued (albeit very slowly) since.

I had not thought of these as basically a promotion for an Only Fans account. Is it weird I hope that is the explanation rather than these women seriously trying to compete?

Look bro, the woman’s right. I have known a few incredible dudes over the years but most of us are just, like, here. I do not envy the straight woman her lot in life.

Maybe discussing the way they sell fake “trad wife” as the lure to bring men to their OnlyFans sites would be more interesting than pretending women are actually competing here?

“Honestly, I find myself wondering why the hell we’re still fighting over straight cis men (arguably the most unimpressive of our species) in the year 2023"

This is just plain pitiful. Someone get these women some actual careers.

It’s also great for getting cats into pet carriers. I had one cat who turned into a demon spawn Tasmanian devil when you tried to put him in a crate. Then the vet showed us that you can in fact turn the carrier so that the opening is pointing toward the ceiling. Then pick up the cat by the scruff and lower it into the…