Shut up, I’m black and I like Ikea. I always treat myself to their addictive oat biscuits. Lying here on my Ikea bedsheets next to my Ikea trolley that acts as a nightstand, Ikea lamp, Ikea underbed storage, Ikea wardrobe, Ikea picture frames, IKEA window blind, hooks. Shoe rack, sofa and much more. Shit, I’ve got a…