Your drains will not thank you and will one day seek sweet revenge.

I’m a sitter and have never brought the paper to my face or move dirty paper across my body, I just look. You lean forward and sideways, lift one butt cheek with your butt muscles, wipe well, move hand slightly, check out paper, drop in bowl. I can’t see how you can clean yourself well while standing.

That explains it. I wondered why there were so many standers.

I can still look at the paper.

You lean forward AND sideways. It's very easy and less energy than to stand.

You drop the paper into the water. It doesn't touch anything else. Back to front, falls into bowl. I’m puzzled by what you think front to back people are doing. We also lean forward.

You lean forward and sideways then raise one butt cheek.

Maybe not enough liquid.

You must have slim thighs.

Don't you pee while you're taking a dump? If you go between your legs, you get drippage risk especially during the blooding time.

You lift one butt cheek then wipe.

Don’t you clean your toilet? How do you do the actual deed? Hovering and squeezing turds out? You already sat down!

Why does he look like Scarlett Johanssen?

My excuse is my back.

There’s also a risk of labeling people passive-aggresive just because. I have Aspergers and ADHD. I’m indeed forgetful, and walk away in arguments. I’m not doing so on purpose. I walk away because I get overwhelmed by sheer anger when I’m not sure what’s going on. I’ve also been accused of being passive aggressive for…

Couldn’t he have been a sacrifice? With the swords having eldritch meaning? Every burial is of a damn king.

That was my thought too.

I still watch it! I think it perked up :-(

You’re not the only one. I still watch it. Betsy Ross is boring yes.

I know, right? Yolk or get the fuck out