You drop the paper into the water. It doesn't touch anything else. Back to front, falls into bowl. I’m puzzled by what you think front to back people are doing. We also lean forward.

You lean forward and sideways then raise one butt cheek.

Maybe not enough liquid.

You must have slim thighs.

Don't you pee while you're taking a dump? If you go between your legs, you get drippage risk especially during the blooding time.

You lift one butt cheek then wipe.

Don’t you clean your toilet? How do you do the actual deed? Hovering and squeezing turds out? You already sat down!

Why does he look like Scarlett Johanssen?

My excuse is my back.

I know, right? Yolk or get the fuck out

I like sprinkling flaxseed on top and mixing jam instead of sugar. Cranberries are also a nice addition with walnuts.

Interesting. I find that I gag with neem oil, it fills my nose and I need to get rid of the smell. It doesn’t smell weird to me, it smells really awful and chemically. It has lots of sulphur. It’s brilliant for my scalp and my extensive range of essential oils is mostly because I have to deal with neem oil. It’s one…

For the hair certainly, if you can abide the smell.

Mmmm, anchovies.

Sounds like work.

How’s your sense of smell normally?

Somewhat citronella like? Neem oil smells of burnt rubber, onions and hate. The flowers are nice though.

Well, it seems understandable that he wouldn’t identify as African American culture is a different culture.

Yep, and I would do it too if I could. Also, they went to Hawaii.

I don’t care what you cynical people say. That’s an adorable baby.