Well, to be fair, antibiotic resistant gonorrhea and syphillis is laughing in the face of penicillin and probably Justin Bieber. (Everything laughs in the face of Justin Bieber)

I find attaching a skull smeared with blood to whatever dark clothing I have on works. Some spiders, some fake cobwebs and good to go.

Do it for all our sakes! I will enjoy Halloween much more knowing you are about, Joe Cameltoe. Godspeed.

Foul racist Prince Philip is your favourite royal? Ok. Ok. Well, I guess he says what others don't dare, is that why? Urgh.

He doesn't denigrate all races, just the brown ones.

You are aware these days 'urban' is a codeword for black right? You need to polish up on your racist codewords. Apparently some use Canadians, I'm still WTFing from that.

I agree, shitty people happen.

Ah, was not aware of that. I don't listen to his music.

I've always thought that. That people think autism is so terrible they would rather their kids risk death than be autistic. I'm not autistic but I'm a visitor to the spectrum. It's not that bad! I mean we flagellate ourselves daily with spiked whips but you get used to it.

I feel sorry for Drake, first the whole Amanda what's hername incident (I hope she recovers soon!) and now the Kardashians. Poor poor man. I wonder if he feels he's curséd. Not cursed but curséd!

I added cauliflower to mashed potato half cauliflower, half potato, and make a wicked cottage pie. Delicious!

I've issues with the French, but you've got to give them respect on the striking front. They will actually go out there and protest while everyone writes long screeds on the internet (I include myself, coward)

I'm not bothered by the cheese but I confess I do go on rants about leggings especially the ones which are so translucent. *goes back to porch to shake fist*

My worry is stealthy dig underwear from ass crack moments where I thought there was no one around and that wedgie had been bothering me for so long I was wriggling while I walked.

I think she was on the sociopathic spectrum, yes bad things happened to her. Are sociopaths made or not? Maybe she was borderline and all the tragedies pushed her over the edge.

Nah, I've always thought she was a bit of a sociopath.

As this is Jezebel, it has to be said so I must take this opportunity to throw a spanner in the works and yell, "Mooncups for everyone! (with lentils)"

Hey, same here! I have social anxiety too. I got that a lot too, "Wow you are not a big bitch!" The older I get the more misanthropic I get. I've grown accustomed to my weirdness and disjointedness. I pass as normal superficially but can't keep it up for long.

I've avoided all the Miley Cyrus crap but why is she wobbling her thighs? Is that what she called twerking?

It's quite meh and I've seen way way way worse.