Wrong.

Gendo doing field work

Dammit, I swear I’ve seen this game before somewhere, years ago… Was it a homebrew forum? I used to hang out in those. I know I’ve seen that weird pool before…

from my post over on The Slot article about this:

Breath of the Wild

He calls it....”Tony Starch”

I would tell you to breathe deeply into a paper bag for a few minutes but the world has changed and you’ll need to use plastic.

Still less collectibles than DK64.

This strikes me as something akin to the “Insane” achievement from WoW. They want to acknowledge that you’ve taken your time to perform such a task, but they don’t want to over-incentivise it either.

Oh come on Nintendo, why do you have to give such shitty rewards to your dedicated fans? I’m sure they feel absolutely poo’d off at this crap. What a lump of dung. I guano why they felt this was worth a pile, but this makes Nintendo a definite number 2 in my eyes.

Wait, I’ve yet to use a hammer in a shrine puzzle, and I’ve done like half of the shrines. Why have you “had” to use them? What have you encountered that prevented you from using a bomb instead? Or another weapon in the case of those stasis “golfing” puzzles?

Meanwhile, Geeksquad Link just wants to fix your Sheikah Slate.

then again, not all transgendered people and crossdressers are offended by this, some actually love this whole segment.

Meanwhile, Gamera’s agent sits by his phone, waiting.

Um

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

“It’s better than us...”

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this: