Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

Do you think Jon would really want to be the Lord of Winterfell considering how he felt about how he handled the Watchers at the Wall? I can’t honestly see him wanting to get anywhere close to a leadership position again.

And now his watch has ended too. And he held it indeed.

You monster! Just because his hoverboard has powah?

Has Five Nights at Freddy’s gone transmetal?

Rifftrax

I’m overjoyed to see that somebody else noticed the return of the Pink Letter. After all of that, the sequence that gets Jon to Winterfell just got reordered a little bit. Shame that there’s no Ghost of Winterfell, but we can’t have all of the nice things.

Love Tormund’s look at Brienne. He’s way better than Jamie.

Fight me

IIRC, the pommel and hilt were very clearly that of Dawn. Rising sun pommel and all.

But really that made them easier to beat less violently. Which was what they had to do to allay concerns. That's also why Zedd got neutered.

Grappling hooks, fuck yeah

Yet they changed the name of the character who sticks around, not the one who disappears into the wilderness.

Osha and Asha, is how I heard it.

And add the new Wylis instead of Walder, due to there being a colossal prick already named Walder.

I’m OK with this name tweaks - TV doesn’t have the same pace and rhythm as the books - it’s better to reduce confusion on TV because viewing TV doesn’t as readily afford you a chance to…

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

All that secrecy and they forgot there would be people around with fucking cameras!

$30 for a player’s life span instead of a monthly subscription does sound interesting. I wonder how many characters named Roy will be around.

I’m so surprised they’re bringing in Euron now. They’ve avoided the Iron Islands for so long and done so little with them, the fact that they’re doing this plot means that Euron’s got to be significant to the endgame. But Euron was great, and the brief glimpse of Aeron was perfectly fanatical.

It may just be Monday, but this made me laugh until I snorted milk.